[JPN] Petition To Marry Manga Characters

A Japanese man has started a petition to allow humans to marry comic book characters. And no, it's not The Superficial Writer. Just kidding, it totally is.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorize marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Amazingly, he's not the only one. In his campaign to collect a million signatures, he's run across several other nutjobs.

"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote. Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost."
Wow, just wow. And also, WTF! I'm not sure if the character in the picture is the one of interest, but if it is, well, the dude's gay. Which will probably require some more legislation. Where do I sign?

Source: geekologie, yahoo news

Would this bill they have in mind, constitute polygamy too? Since they may also want to marry the same character?

Manga characters anyhow are based on real people, these people are too lazy to find the diamonds in people and would rather take the easy route.

But they do draw them real good looking...

XD~